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yiffjpg:

bae: will you go out with me

me: if i date you ill have to stop making tfw no gf jokes and im not sure if im ready for that kind of commitment


Me: ugh, the radio always plays the same songs
Me: *listens to same album on repeat for 7 years*

taggedrne:

taggedrne:

when ur iphone charger starts wearing a turtleneck u know the end is coming

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corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels


w is not a vowel
every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

I saw this post without it’s accompaniment and dead ass stared at it for 10 minutes growing angrier and angrier as to why the fuck I didn’t understand a post with over 80 thousand notes

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earthtograce:

cuethebanjo:

lezzberandomtogether09:

kitd-fohs:

salmonslushie:

i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

primexrose
jennylongdong
our to-do list.
stream-of-colors
We’re doing all of these.

southpauz:

True story.

I just wanted a refill on my Sprite. 

That’s all I wanted.

and I would have done anything for it


tramampoline:

i think the most terrifying thing about #everysimpsonsever is that it’s not even stopping for night breaks

it is an unstoppable juggernaut


SIGNAL BOOST!!!

loriadorable:

circuitbird:

This is a very important website. Please spread the link.

Hey sex workers!


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pergus:

so i watched scott pilgrim vs the world again last night and the fact that im still picking up on things that i never saw before astounds me, like in this bus scene after the fight with matthew patel there’s a fucking bokeh filter on the front of the camera so when ramona is on screen all the out of focus bits are rendered as little “x”s and scott’s bits are little love hearts but when scott asks ramona if they’re dating now there’s a little ding from the bus as ramona’s turn to hearts like omg

the amount of attention to detail edgar wright puts into his films is absolutely baffling to me